Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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