No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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