Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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