Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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