so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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