uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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