Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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