Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize