if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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