Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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