I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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