don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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