It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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