What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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