Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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