did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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