Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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