I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
my liver is dry heaving
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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