Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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