dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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