Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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