So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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