I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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