Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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