I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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