I think I died a long time ago.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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