where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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