worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
