we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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