Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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