I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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