Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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