This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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