There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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