If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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