So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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