on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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