Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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