Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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