i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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