Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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