I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
