Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize