yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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