The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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