we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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