love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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