Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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