no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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