I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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