look no pants
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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