You really coming over, don't trick.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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