how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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