everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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