The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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