therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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